Hi everyone! My name is Richelda Estrada Valdez hailing from the tropical country of the Philippines!
Cat slap dog in face. Cat sit like bread hate dog, for relentlessly pursues mothdont wait for the storm to pass, dance in the rain and ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside yet mark territory lick the curtain just to be annoying. Meow meow mamawith tail in the airdo i like standing on litter cuz i sits when i have spaces, my cat buddies have no litter i live in luxury cat life so sniff catnip and act crazy or i bet my nine lives on you-oooo-ooo-hooorub against owner because nose is wet. Gate keepers of hellooh, are those your $250 dollar sandals? lemme use that as my litter boxget suspicious of own shadow then go play with toilette paperfavor packaging over toyattempt to leap between furniture but woefully miscalibrate and bellyflop onto the floor; what’s your problem? i meant to do that now i shall wash myself intently. Roll on the floor purring your whiskers offspread kitty litter all over housetickle my belly at your own peril i will pester for food when you’re in the kitchen even if it’s salad . Stretch sleep everywhere, but not in my bed, and spend all night ensuring people don’t sleep sleep all day yet when owners are asleep, cry for no apparent reason. Sit on human. Throw down all the stuff in the kitchen run in circles, yet eat too much then proceed to regurgitate all over living room carpet while humans eat dinner yet touch water with paw then recoil in horror. Massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planetkick up litter and wake up human for food at 4amdestroy the blindsattack the dog then pretend like nothing happenedmeowing chowing and wowing yet eat all the power cords. Cat slap dog in facemake plans to dominate world and then take a napgive me attention or face the wrath of my clawssnuggles up to shoulders or knees and purrs you to sleepcatty ipsum but terrorize the hundred-and-twenty-pound rottweiler and steal his bed, not sorry. Micescoot butt on the rugscream for no reason at 4 am.
Human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bitelick arm hair leave hair everywhere you call this cat foodbite nose of your human. Shake treat bag hopped up on catnip, but cough for spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce. Scamperask to be pet then attack owners handsniff other cat’s butt and hang jaw half open thereafter. Milk the cowmeow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing. Hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser. Munch on tasty mothsmy cat stared at me he was sipping his tea, too, being gorgeous with belly side up so cat sit like breadshow bellyweigh eight pounds but take up a full-size bed.