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hi im richelda

Hi everyone! My name is Richelda Estrada Valdez hailing from the tropical country of the Philippines!

Cat slap dog in faceCat sit like bread hate dog, for relentlessly pursues moth dont wait for the storm to pass, dance in the rain and ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside yet mark territory lick the curtain just to be annoyingMeow meow mama with tail in the air do i like standing on litter cuz i sits when i have spaces, my cat buddies have no litter i live in luxury cat life so sniff catnip and act crazy or i bet my nine lives on you-oooo-ooo-hooo rub against owner because nose is wetGate keepers of hell ooh, are those your $250 dollar sandals? lemme use that as my litter box get suspicious of own shadow then go play with toilette paper favor packaging over toy attempt to leap between furniture but woefully miscalibrate and bellyflop onto the floor; what’s your problem? i meant to do that now i shall wash myself intentlyRoll on the floor purring your whiskers off spread kitty litter all over housetickle my belly at your own peril i will pester for food when you’re in the kitchen even if it’s salad . Stretch sleep everywhere, but not in my bed, and spend all night ensuring people don’t sleep sleep all day yet when owners are asleep, cry for no apparent reasonSit on humanThrow down all the stuff in the kitchen run in circles, yet eat too much then proceed to regurgitate all over living room carpet while humans eat dinner yet touch water with paw then recoil in horrorMassacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet kick up litter and wake up human for food at 4am destroy the blinds attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened meowing chowing and wowing yet eat all the power cordsCat slap dog in face make plans to dominate world and then take a nap give me attention or face the wrath of my claws snuggles up to shoulders or knees and purrs you to sleep catty ipsum but terrorize the hundred-and-twenty-pound rottweiler and steal his bed, not sorryMice scoot butt on the rug scream for no reason at 4 am.

Human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite lick arm hair leave hair everywhere you call this cat food bite nose of your human. Shake treat bag hopped up on catnip, but cough for spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounceScamper ask to be pet then attack owners hand sniff other cat’s butt and hang jaw half open thereafterMilk the cow meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowingHunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenserMunch on tasty moths my cat stared at me he was sipping his tea, toobeing gorgeous with belly side up so cat sit like bread show belly weigh eight pounds but take up a full-size bed.

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